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DUMB FUCKING TATTOOS

After I posted my last blog, 33 TATTOOS I’M NOT GOING TO GET, many of you wonderful folks sent me photos of actual tattoos I would also never get.  Many of these can be seen around the ‘Net, but I thought I might share them with you now in one place…

Let’s just start with my favorite… The sly and subtle "cunt puncher."  One of the greatest things about this tattoo is his fist is punching through a couple of cunt bones.  The power!

Presenting Louis, the Evil King of Douchebagdom.

Broccoli is dead!

Dude, I was trying to figure out how to get a tattoo that would have ALL of my favorite things, and then, suddenly, it came to me…

Underneath this skin… I’m a real dumbshit!

The creepiest part is this is Ray Romano’s WIFE!

I can’t wait to share with my grandchildren a blip of a tabloid story about a forgotten teen idol forty years earlier.

We stole their land and gave them pox on sleeping blankets, but, now, the worst atrocity yet — we have them fucking a corndog on my arm.

Straining… to get out OF… what a dumbfuck I am… uhhhllll!!!

This is actually one of our reader’s, who lost a bet and had to tattoo Andy Richter on his ass.

Ha ha ha ha!  That’s funny, Al.  When did you draw that on?  Huh?  You didn’t DRAW it on?  What do you mean?  You’re kidding, right?  Well, guess what?  I WAS kidding when I said it was funny.


I got to admit, Mr. Cool Ice IS pretty cool.  I bet his arms make those swishy-kung-fu-movie sounds even when he’s just walking around casually.

This movie is going to be the biggest thing ever when it comes out.  I made a fan vid and I got this tattoo!… What do you mean it came out two years ago?  No, I’m talking about the one with Samuel Jackson.  It’s going to be HUGE.

Uh huh.

Nothin’ ever gets ME, down, man! I’m always looking on the positive side of things! Like when I lost my hand I turned it into a giant fucking finger! Ha ha!  If I have an opportunity to put a smile on someone’s face, I JUST DO IT!  Don’t ask me why! Like that kid over there!  Hey, kid, check out my giant "funny finger"! Ha ha!  What are you crying for?

Ahh, that’s sweet.  I’m going to fucking stab you 80 times.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!

Here are a few more for your pleasure…

 

(read it again if you don’t see what’s funny about it)

And one I kinda like…

MY TERRA NAOMI VIDEOS

Terra Naomi and I have been making some very lo-fi videos.  Just a camera, my holding it, her playing.  Here are the first couple.

WHAT WE DO

And THE DRUGS DON’T WORK, a Verve cover.  This has been one of my favorite songs for years.  I had always thought, mistakenly, it was about drug abuse.  I found out instead it was about Richard Ashcroft’s father, who was dying of cancer… which makes it all the more heartbreaking (which Terra captures perfectly here)…

Terra and I will be shooting many more videos in the near future.  Check her YouTube page for more updates, or you can befriend her on her MySpace Page. Also, Terra will be playing at JOE’S PUB in NYC on Sunday, September 21 — and I’ll be there! So be sure to come on down and say hi! But buy tickets in advance so you’re sure to get in!

SPEAKING OF GREAT MUSICAL STARS…

My friend and co-judge on VH1’s upcoming reality show, SCREAM QUEENS, Shawnee Smith, is in a fantastically fun band by the name of SMITH & PYLE.  I saw them play a couple weeks ago at Universal Citywalk and they blew me away.  You can and SHOULD befriend her on their MySpace Page.

NEW HUMANZEE MERCH!

We’re getting some great new designs for Humanzee products in at the JGAS Store.


Go buy some now!  And you can further support Humanzee! by putting this widget up on your page:

And by rating and commenting on the TRAILER here.

MY SECRET PROJECT

There’s some speculation about my upcoming secret project (NOT Humanzee and NOT Scream Queens) after I posted this tweet on My Twitter Page:

It was picked up by CHUD as well as Xbiz (!!!) and a bunch of other sites. 

Well, the reports are true, I am working on a project with all of those people, and it’s not a movie (it’s New Media).  And you’ll be hearing lots more about it very, very soon…

However, if you want the very latest news, it’s best to sign up for a free membership at the BRAND NEW, KICKASS James Gunn Appreciation Society and by following me on Twitter.

That’s it for now.  Until next time…

Go fuck yourselves.

James
 

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