Feb 16, 2009
I did this list for MTV, and thought it’d be very kind of myself to share it with you fuckers. You can argue about this list all you want, but I consulted some of the world’s foremost experts in the Science of Badassness, and used the results of their many laboratory experiments in kickassism.
MY TOP 10 GREATEST MOVIES BADASSES
10. Frank Bullitt (Steve McQueen), “Bullitt”
9. Minnie Castavet (Ruth Gordon), “Rosemary’s Baby”
8. Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell), “Escape from New York”
7. Don Logan (Ben Kingsley), “Sexy Beast”
6. Dae-Su Oh (Min-sik Choi), “Old Boy”
5. Pike Bishop (William Holden), “The Wild Bunch”
4. Henry (Michael Rooker), “Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer”
3. Frank (Henry Fonda), “Once Upon a Time in the West”
2. Dirty Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), “Dirty Harry” Films
1. Walker (Lee Marvin), “Point Blank”
Feel free to post your lists before. They won’t be as scientifically accurate as mine, but they’ll still be fun to read.
P.S. Boba Fett is a pussy.
This blog is fucking short!
Tomorrow evening I’ll be back with a blog heralding the coming of the all-new episode of PG PORN, the Christ-like SQUEAL HAPPY WHORES, starring Jenna Haze.
Until then, please watch PG PORN: ROADSIDE ASS-SISTANCE one more time.
I’m done with saying ‘Go fuck yourselves’ just because you guys complain when I don’t; I’m not your monkey,
Know when I’m drinking a cup of coffee, taking a shit, or cursing the rain for cockblocking Von Spears’ walk on TWITTER.
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