Jul 2, 2009
Chinese Giant Salamander
Thorny Devil Lizard
It shall also be noted that these sons-of-bitches shoot blood out of their eyes as a defense mechanism.
It’s been pointed out to me that Sonya, in the video above, is not actually a tarsier but a slow loris. Still, I’m keeping the video up ’cause she’s cute as hell.
"I am a sign that the devil is real and Jesus never happened. Hooray!"
He does indeed look like Ziggy.
Okay, so the Candiru may not be the freakiest-LOOKING animal, but it is the only one that will swim up your penis and LODGE ITSELF IN THERE. Seriously, seriously, seriously: Fuck you, Candiru. Fuck you so, so hard, you piece-of-shit animal.
Giant Soft-Shelled Turtle
Giant Coconut Crab
Note the size of this motherfucker; ligers are bigger than both tigers and lions.
These dudes escaped from the Phantom Zone and the first thing they want are our ligers!!
To himself, everything is perfectly normal.
Naked Mole Rat
Malay Eagle Owl
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Rosy Lipped Batfish
"If you let me impregnate your wife I will bless you with riches unimagined!"
"Hey, guys, what’s up? How’s it goin’? Deal my shit in."
Thanks to everyone who sent me these weird fucking dudes on Twitter.
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