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Evolution Fucked Your Shit Up: The World’s 50 Freakiest Animals

Seapig

Ajolote

Aye-Aye

Chinese Giant Salamander

Pygmy Jerboa

Giant Isopod

Thorny Devil Lizard

It shall also be noted that these sons-of-bitches shoot blood out of their eyes as a defense mechanism.

Hagfish

Hairy Frog

Human-Faced Carp


Seadevil

Proboscis Monkey

Goblin Shark

Purple Frog

Pygmy Marmoset

Sea Dragon

Tarsier

 

It’s been pointed out to me that Sonya, in the video above, is not actually a tarsier but a slow loris.  Still, I’m keeping the video up ’cause she’s cute as hell.

Axolotl

"I am a sign that the devil is real and Jesus never happened. Hooray!"

Angler Fish

Angora Rabbit

Blobfish

He does indeed look like Ziggy.

Candiiru

Okay, so the Candiru may not be the freakiest-LOOKING animal, but it is the only one that will swim up your penis and LODGE ITSELF IN THERE. Seriously, seriously, seriously: Fuck you, Candiru. Fuck you so, so hard, you piece-of-shit animal.

Wrinkle-Faced Bat

Giant Soft-Shelled Turtle

Dugong

Dumbo Octopus

Monkfish

Elephant Shrew

Geoduck

Giant Coconut Crab

Glass Frog

Hooded Seal

Liger

Note the size of this motherfucker; ligers are bigger than both tigers and lions.

These dudes escaped from the Phantom Zone and the first thing they want are our ligers!!

Long-Beaked Echidna

To himself, everything is perfectly normal.

Long-Eared Jerboa

Naked Mole Rat

Narwhal

Olm

Malay Eagle Owl

Pangolin

Pink Fairy Armadillo

Platypus

Rosy Lipped Batfish

Yeti Crab

Tubifex Worms

Saiga Antelope

"If you let me impregnate your wife I will bless you with riches unimagined!"

Star-Nosed Mole

Sucker-Foot Bat

"Hey, guys, what’s up? How’s it goin’? Deal my shit in."

Turtle Frog

Weta

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