The Passion of the Christ XXX and 12 Other Rad Ideas for Porn Parodies

May 18, 2010

The porn parody of the popular TV show seems to be the one way for adult entertainment companies to make sure money these days. With the heat around the Batman XXX movie coming out (which I posted about yesterday here), as well as former porn hits like Not Bewitched, Not the Bradys, This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210, The Office XXX, This Ain’t Saved by the Bell, and even Seinfeld: A XXX Parody, there seems to be no end in sight.

Obviously, our PG Porn Episodes Peanus and A Very Peanus Christmas were parodying these parodies, but I thought the adult world might be interested in a few more actual porn spoofs based on popular TV shows and films. So this morning, I came up with a list of 13 hot and horny ideas for porn flicks. Have at it, Vivid:

1. This Ain’t Schindler’s List

2. The Golden Girls XXX

3. It’s Not Jon and Kate Plus 8

4. Beavis and Butthead XXX

5. This Ain’t the Great Muppet Caper

6. Castle (He’s Not Castle)

7. Not the Bob Hope Christmas Special

8. Barney the Dinosaur (Fucking Version)

9. The Passion of the Christ XXX

10. 60 Minutes (Not Really)

11. I Love Lucy (In the Ass)

12. It’s CSI: NY – Just Kidding About the ‘It’s’ Part

13. They Aren’t The Teletubbies, They’re Pornstars in Teletubbie Costumes Fucking

PS That Miss Piggy and Kermit photo above is really fucking me up.

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Odyn

Actually there is “Everybody loves Lucy” …
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oops, forgot to includ her twitter tag, shes @Fatty_D
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I don’t get how the kermit and Miss Piggy pic is fucking with you, it’s obviously just a dude in drag as miss piggy and a really thin girl as kermit. I think it’s kinda cute. lol. but for some reason my favorite is the “I love Lucy(In the Ass)” haha! I hope that exists, it would be like how MadTV did “I love Lucy 2000″ but…youknow…porn. :D since I grew up with ILL that’s what makes it even better, kinda like an “Alice in wonderland” one I saw something about the other day via April Flores ( a super cool full figured pornstar I follow on Twitter.)
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Schindler’s List has to become Schindler’s Fist. Adam Carolla is great with these titles.

As far as new movies go, the 30-Rock Kabletown website had programing with some great titles, all of which escape me (the program guide isn’t up anymore) except for the best one “Fresh Ass, based on the novel Tush by Ass-Fire”
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Yes, I heard there was a Beavis and Butthead XXX, as well as a Jon and Kate Fuck 8 (???? – I almost didn’t put that one because I thought it was too offensive!) and some sort of I Love Lucy porn. I’m sure a Golden Girls XXX is also very possible, for those granny fuckers out there. As for the Bob Hope Christmas Special and the 60 Minutes porn, however, I don’t see them happening.
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Dude, Beavis and Butthead XXX is real. You can find a trailer for it out there. I think I saw it on efukt once.
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I don’t know if anyone would get “Slither” out of “Fister.” I actually like these more blatant versions of parody porn movies – they’re so over-the-top and in your face. It’s funny because I think they’re a reaction to the other titles getting sued, but just adding “Not” to a title seems like so much more of a (funny) rip off. The new Batman XXX is amazing in that it looks EXACTLY like the old TV show, except with XXX where the bat insignia is supposed to be. It’s incredible.
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James, the fun with porn parodies used to be the names: “The Good, The Bad, The Horny”,”On Golden Blonde”,’Buttman”,”Crocodile Hornee”, and so on.

So “Slither” would become “Fister”, The Office would become “The Orafice”, Tele Tubbies becomes “Tele” or “Swell-A Chubby”, Golden Girls becomes “Golden Shower Girls” (which I think is an actual title),and so on.

Schindler’s List could become “Schindler II: Schindler’s Little Black Book”, or even “Schindler BSM, Tie Them Up In Little Nazis”.

More titles would be: Little Orphan Tranny, Your-Assic Park, Rocky X-Inch, Star Whores: Revenge of the Hentai, UP (Your Ass)!, Gobbling Tiger Takes My Dragon, Analtar in 3-Double D, Pantsless With Wolves, Night In the Dildo Museum,…you get the idea.
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grrrr … the telegrubbies was my idea, but ran out of nuts :)
how about a godfeather? everyone seen those movies.
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And maybe a movie named “Scooby Do-Me”…
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If I would make porn movies, I would made a Slither XXX parody. Y’know, with penises instead of the snailworm thingys.

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