Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Sure, Jesus has done a lot of incredible stuff. I hear people talking about it all the time: “Thank you, Jesus, for this meal we’re about to eat,” or “Wow, the Grand Canyon is just astounding – how can you look at that and not believe in God?” I’m not denying Jesus all that good [...]
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
THE ART OF BED, BATH, AND BEYOND One great thing about living in a big city like Los Angeles is being able to experience culture at such an intense level. This weekend, Terra Naomi and I were lucky enough to take a trip to Bed, Bath, and Beyond on Ventura, where we came upon the [...]
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007
ALIEN. ROSEMARY’S BABY. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. THE THING. We’ve had a few great horror films over the past fifty years, but not a one of them is scary as this shit. These are all "professionally" retouched photos of little girls by real companies on the web.
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Tuesday, July 24, 2007
50 WAYS TO CALL SOMEONE A COCKSUCKER IN A COMPLIMENT By James Gunn 1. You are the best cocksucker in the world. 2. Hey, cocksucker, hand me a beer… Wow, thanks! You did a really great job of handing that to me, cocksucker. 3. You know what a cocksucker like you is good for? Everything. [...]
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Tuesday, September 12, 2006
I am such a fucking idiot. Goddammit. I should have known better than to kiss John right there out in the open like that. But you know how I get around Jo-Jo. I mean, I just forget about everything around me. He was making this sexy-ass fucking face, and there it was, cute and [...]
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