Thursday, July 14, 2011
My unbelievable time on a SILENT RETREAT in the mountains of New Mexico and Vallecitos Ranch. Photos, enlightenment, and more.
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Thursday, March 3, 2011
Disembodied doll heads and broken glass homes: We visit the incredibly strange and wonderful Grandma Prisbey’s Bottle Village on the first day it’s been open in years.
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Friday, February 18, 2011
Because the last videos Mia took of my sperm were too scientific and boring, Lawrence August has done a remix of the video and added music. Pretty cool, actually. Not exactly where I thought my boys would end up. Next time, we’re going to have them recreate scenes from The Big Chill. Be sure to [...]
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Sunday, September 19, 2010
We visit the incredible Cryptozoology Museum in Portland, Maine, as well as world-renowned cryptozoologist Loren Coleman, and learn lots more about Bigfoots, Loch Ness Monsters, chupacabras, Mongolian death worms, and other strange creatures! Lots of photos.
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Thursday, September 16, 2010
We visit the incredible Charlie Brown Farms in Littlerock, California, featuring over 125 different types of milkshakes, 150 types of jerky, thousands of gnomes and dolls and giant dinosaurs, Nazi memorabilia, and more!
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Thursday, September 2, 2010
Finally, the full and complete story of how Mia and I went undercover in the Raëlian cult, met their leader Raël, and how he fell in love at first sight with Mia. Sex, intrigue, and ugliness among the disaffected Raëlians, who believe they are paving the way for our extraterrestrial creators to come back to earth.
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Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Lots of photos of the SUPER panel and my experience at San Diego Comic-Con.
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Monday, August 9, 2010
Just a whole bunch of photos – some from SUPER, others from my trips with Mia, and more – from over the past year, many of which I hadn’t posted elsewhere.
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010
I meant to post these a long time ago. Just some random photos from my trip to San Francisco a couple months back. What actually brought me to San Francisco was my brother Brian’s bachelor party. It was about the gayest bachelor party in the history of bachelor parties. We didn’t go to any strip [...]
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Monday, May 24, 2010
After reading a recipe for dishwasher salmon in the most recent issue of Mental Floss, Mia Matsumiya and I knew it was the thing we probably needed to try more than anything else in the world. As the name implies, it is a way to cook salmon using only your dishwasher. Here’s how you do [...]
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
For months now Mia and I have been trying to check out the Hare Krishna animatronic museum here in Los Angeles. In fact, it was the very first thing Mia and I tried to do on her very first trip to visit me in Los Angeles many months ago, but the museum was closed for [...]
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Friday, May 14, 2010
Many photos from my trip to the new art show, with pieces composed of real and fake animal carcasses, at La Luz de Jesus gallery in Hollywood.
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Sunday, April 18, 2010
Mia and I try out the new online virtual dating service, Weopia, and I try to run her down with a hovercraft, toss her salad, and other stuff.
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Friday, April 16, 2010
On a recent trip to Vegas I was part of a stage hypnotism act, something I’ve been obsessed with since i was a child, and came to realize that it’s entirely fake. There are also tons of photos in this blog from my and Mia’s Vegas trip.
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010
As many of you know, over the past eight months or so I have delighted in shoving my midget girlfriend (she’s a legal midget at 4’9″) into small objects. This was not my idea, as Mia was known to go to container stores and fit herself in plastic containers before we ever met. However, our [...]
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Monday, April 5, 2010
Mia and I went to a marvelous art opening Friday night at the La Luz de Jesus Gallery in Hollywood. If you’re in the area, I strongly suggest you check it out. Most striking was Scott Hoves “Cakeland” exhibit – for six years Scott has been creating pieces that are a mix of cakes, taxidermy, [...]
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